"A tradition forged not in whimsy or convenience, but in the enduring pillars of spite, anger, competitiveness, and name-calling."
This league does not welcome the meek, casual, or unprepared. We are a circle of elite competitors; those who arrive ready, manage with vigilance, and understand that fantasy football, while fictional in name, is deeply real in consequence.
We are not like other leagues.
Absence is not an option. Collusion is not tolerated. Lineup negligence is an act of war. And failure to engage, argue, taunt, and make things personal is frankly embarrassing.